I'll Have the Crab...

Um... are you serious?

When I received my weekly email from 1stDibs this morning, I almost died at the sight of this table. For $3200. I guess if you were going for a statement piece in a seaside vacation home... maybe. MAYBE. For like $100. It looks like discarded junk from a fisherman's wharf themed restaurant! But that's just my humble opinion.

Personally, if I'm going to spend $3200 on crab, I'm going to go with this bracelet from designer Antonio Palladino at Barneys.


Oh, excuse-moi. It's actually $3995. But I think it does make a better statement. Something to pass on to the grandchildren perhaps?

I think I'm going to stick with crab cakes for now, thanks. Yum.